“The Buttcatcher” Coming to a theater near you!

Is that Bambi?

They don’t call me Jack the Ripper for nothing. As you can see I’m pretty handy with a knife among other things. That’s a fine cut of venison and tender too.

Obviously her parents didn’t teach her any better and she didn’t look both ways before crossing the road. If she hadn’t been playing in the street where she could get run over, she might still be frolicking through the woods with all the other little bambi’s and bambiettes.

Instead she took her chances crossing the road, and my wife tenderized her with the Santa Fe, and I wasn’t going to let her go to waste. Now she’s on my table with potatoes and asparagus. Ummm good, tasty! That’s a fine cut of meat.

I will not be denied!

Our people were wondering why the tire tracks go off the road, where it appears the deer was hit, then back onto the road? The next question we would like to ask—was your “wife” really driving?