Michigan Football

What do you get when you breed a groundhog and a University of Michigan football team?
Six more weeks of bad football.

Did you hear about the fire in University of Michigan’s football dorm that destroyed 20 books?

The real tragedy was that 15 hadn’t been colored yet.

Where was O.J. hiding right before the famous white Bronco chase?
On the University of Michigan campus. That’s the last place you would find a football player.

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