Question!

HMM??/ Nebraska beats the Patriots 48-45. After the game the Patriots are caught cheating again and have to play the Wolverines in a scandal bowl. Can you say TIMEOUT?

Come on now Steve, we all know that Appalachian State is the best team in college football. They would be playing the lions, right?

I say Appalachian State plays the Baltimore Colts, oops had a brain fart, I mean the Indianapolis Colts (they are the worst team in football as far as I’m concerned (I don’t care if they are the reigning super bowl champs, and hopefully they don’t repeat), for what they did to Baltimore. I hate the $#@%&!? Colts, and I wish the Ravens would have kicked their @$$e$ last year, oh well that’s the past) Picture this, it’s the 4 quarter with 12 seconds left on the clock. The score is Colts 28, Appalachian State 34. Colts have the ball and are on the 6 yard line. It’s 3rd and goal and Manning is determined to win. It’s all or nothing. 3 points won’t get it. They need a touch down. The Colts offensive line sets, Payton Manning takes the snap, drops back to pass, sees Reggie Wayne in the corner of the end zone, plants to fire a strike just has 6′ 1″, 200lb Line Backer Chase Laws breaks through the line on an all out blitz, and closelines Manning as he releases the ball, snaps his neck, and he falls limp to the ground. As the ball wobbles through the air to it’s intended target, it never makes it because out of nowhere comes little 5′7″, 170 lb Jerome Touchstone who intercepts the ball in the end zone with 7 seconds left on the clock and runs all the way down field for a touch down, and crosses the goal line just as time expires on the game clock, game over. They kick the extra point and the final score; Appalachian State 41, Colts 28 - LOSERS!